Hi My name is Rafiq. Yours?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hey I'm here, I'm here in the house to update something new. Ya'll better read this!

First up, let me start with what I have been up to recently. So I've been to the gym, pumping up and working out cus I wanna look like a ~~gorilla~~ godzilla. Also because girls would like me more in this way.

Girls in this current century are just so demanding. Beyond believe! I mean where did the "i-only-go-for-what's-good-in-the-heart" ancient talking go to? It kinda disappeared into dusts now hasn't it? , (i know i can't put a question mark and then a com-ma immediately after but who gives a shiz) because every guy in the world has to have money and a buff bod to get ay girl. Even the ones who are as ugly as a horse. Because girls are just so picky like that and we're just accommodating to the change in direction of this ever moving world. Moving into madness, more like. I won't be surprised if they seek for our blood the next time. Next time, like soon. Real soon. Like how they have been exploiting us for money and love and attention and every single thing they can get their hands on.

Okay that was plain bullshit, you can still have flabs and no money to draw a girl towards you. Don't worry bout' that.

No wait. Maybe the money part, you should worry a little... What? You can't possibly date a girl even if it is a free entrance to a romantic garden without food. Food = money. Unless you bring along home-food instead, which I am still sure your mum would set charges for. With interest rates.

So moving on...the next thing I have been working on is scouting for anyone who would go fishing with me. Fish for mermaids! I have always wanted one in my bathtub.

Oh cmon you guys, like you haven't had a wish yourself when you were a little boy?

Ngehehehehe.

Right. So obviously, this isn't Rafiq updating. It is the awesome Rrrrasyidahh X infinity messing up this blog here. You think?!

I bet I am kicking up his viewership now. HA HA HA.

And he didn't tell me this (like he would *roll eyes*), but I am pretty confident that he's been having (wet) dreams of our favourite red-haired girl here, Hayley Williams! Do guys still have wet dreams at that age?

Ok so my last words before I leave the ruckus that I've created here is that...I don't get the deal with posting up small pictures. People's sight are only narrowed to a certain angle so you should really maximize their eyesight with what you want to show. Like this, ze snapshot of pretty bomber Hayls. Believe me, the pupilar will dilate to a ridiculous size!

Omg it's only 2.55pm! I'm gon watch something...like House maybe.

R xoxo H signing off.

Hellow @Wednesday, December 17, 2008